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Lost in the Desert: A joke of Epic proportions.

Hail tiny earth creatures, I found one of the longest jokes and I CHALLENGE you to read it all. So, there’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had … Continue reading

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That Firefly Show.

Hello again Hominids, I was remembering of a show I used to watch – perhaps you have heard of it? It was a  sci-fi western with space cannibals and crazy government mind control programmes.  The show of course was Firefly, and … Continue reading

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Velociraptors: Not nearly as cool as you remember.

Hello and greetings young mammals, when I was a young saurus I was constantly heckled by those durn raptors.  They thought they were sooooo cool running with a pack, and communicating with their own special slang.  Now, in modern times … Continue reading

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All Hail the Mighty Rat King.

Greetings once more tiny two feet,  as I was wandering the magical interwebs I came across the Rat King.  Now, the rat king is not a magical villain or hero from a disney universe, instead the rat king is this … Continue reading

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The Book of Counted Sorrows.

Good day to you all,  you tasty tasty hominids. As you are aware, my name is Dinorobosaur.  And this evening I am here to introduce a man named Dean Koontz. Look at that glorious moustache – LOOK AT IT! Some people look … Continue reading

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The Devils Cube.

Hello again dexterous prehensile thumblings. You may think from the title that this is going to be a religious post but no, no, no.  Not the box from Hellraiser, or a box owned by the satan – I’m talking about … Continue reading

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If I eat a Gorgon will I turn to stone?

Hello once more, and welcome young bipeds. Today I am here to spread the knowledge of one of the greatest rpg games in the lands. “oooh are you going to tell us about one of the great new games for … Continue reading

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The Unbelievable True Story of How I Lost My Hat.

Greetings and good evening hairless mammals. Today I discovered that the front wheel of my scooter has an unsightly and worrisome bulge extruding from it.  So, fearing that it would most likely rupture and result in me being thrown beneath … Continue reading

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An art form created by the movement of the human body.

Hello once more tiny little snacklings, earlier this year my eldest dinorobosaurlite took part in her first Ballet recital. I was of course very proud and filled with much parental pride, so in her honour I share with you knowledge … Continue reading

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All about the Kingizzle.

Hello again developed primates. I read a lot.  Like, all the time.  Sometimes I read a book while I’m reading another book while I’m reading a couple of other books, sometimes this confuses me.  Sometimes I read when I’m not actually … Continue reading

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